13 of the best music themed 'Ugly Jumpers' for Christmas 2024

We hope you’re not disappointing anyone and letting the team down by failing to pick up - dare I say it - a Christmas jumper… also known as an “ugly jumper.”

If there is any time of the year where it is acceptable to wear a jumper in an “ironic” fashion, then Christmas would be one of them - but we’ve got you covered if you really can’t stand baubles and red noses on your torso.

From keeping warm in front of the festive “feuer” in a Rammstein knitted jumper, through to Pink Floyd asking if you wished you were where you’re spending Christmas this year, we’ve found 13 music themed “ugly” jumpers on EMP that can still pass if you end up popping out on Christmas Day.

1) AC/DC

AC/DC’s Christmas jumper inspired by their PWR/UP album is a powerhouse addition to any festive wardrobe. Featuring bold lightning bolts and the unmistakable AC/DC logo, it’s perfect for those about to rock around the Christmas tree.

2) Black Sabbath

Celebrate the season with doom-laden cheer! Black Sabbath’s Master of Reality jumper reimagines the legendary album's aesthetics with a festive twist. Featuring a dark yet cosy design, it’s the perfect attire for decking the halls... or summoning the riffs of “Sweet Leaf” and “Children of the Grave.”

3) Electric Callboy

Electric Callboy brings the ultimate party vibes to Christmas with their electrifying holiday jumper! Inspired by the band’s infectious energy and over-the-top visuals, this festive knit is perfect for fans of the German metalcore-meets-dance group. Whether you're blasting tracks from 'Tekkno' or dancing to "We Got the Moves," this jumper guarantees your holiday look will be unforgettable.

4) Guns n' Roses

Welcome to the Jingle! This Guns N' Roses Christmas jumper brings rock ‘n’ roll swagger to your holiday wardrobe! Featuring a festive twist on the band’s iconic logo and design elements that scream "appetite for celebration," this is a must-have for any GnR fan who wants to spread Yuletide cheer with a side of rebellion.

5) In Flames

This In Flames Christmas jumper ignites festive joy with its edgy design and metallic holiday vibes. Perfect for fans who want to celebrate the season while staying true to their love of Swedish melodic death metal, it’s a unique blend of holiday cheer and heavy riffs.

6) Iron Maiden

Celebrate the season with a nod to Somewhere in Time, Iron Maiden's classic 1986 album. This Christmas jumper blends futuristic flair with festive charm, showcasing Eddie in his iconic cyberpunk look amidst holiday-themed details. It’s the ultimate wear for metal fans who want to rock around the Christmas tree.

7) Metallica

Inspired by their infamous Metal Up Your A** design, Metallica's "Metal Up Your Xmas" jumper swaps grim reapers for holiday cheer while keeping the edge sharp enough to split a candy cane. Perfect for fans of thrash metal who want to bring the noise—and a bit of irreverent humour—to the Christmas party.

8) Motorhead

Featuring their iconic logo and unmistakable Snaggletooth design, this Motörhead jumper brings a touch of heavy metal rebellion to your Christmas wardrobe. Classic black with bold lettering, it’s the perfect nod to rock ‘n’ roll royalty while you’re headbanging around the Christmas tree.

9) Pink Floyd

Inspired by the ethereal Wish You Were Here album, this Pink Floyd jumper brings surreal festive vibes to your holiday wardrobe. Featuring artwork reminiscent of the burning handshake scene, it's a striking tribute to one of their most iconic albums with a touch of holiday warmth.

10) Rammstein

Bring the heat to your holiday celebrations with this Rammstein-inspired Christmas jumper featuring the band's iconic "R" logo. Known for their explosive performances and industrial metal sound, Rammstein brings a fiery edge to the festive season. With this design, you’re not just sporting a band logo; you're igniting the Christmas spirit with a touch of German intensity.

11) Slipknot

Unleash your inner chaos this Christmas with a Slipknot-inspired jumper featuring artwork from their legendary Iowa album. Known for their masked personas, brutal riffs, and dark, haunting lyrics, Slipknot is the last band you'd expect to see rocking a Christmas sweater. But that’s what makes this design so perfect for metalheads who want to combine the festive spirit with a bit of edge.

12) The Beatles

Embrace the timeless style of The Beatles this Christmas with a Hard Day’s Night-inspired jumper featuring the Fab Four in their iconic haircuts. This classic image captures the peak of Beatlemania, when John, Paul, George, and Ringo were at the forefront of pop culture. Perfect for music lovers who want to mix a bit of vintage charm with their holiday cheer, this design radiates the fun and light-hearted spirit of The Beatles' early days, making it a festive hit for any fan of the band’s iconic style and sound.

13) The Rolling Stones

Rock around the Christmas tree with the Rolling Stones’ iconic Sticky Fingers design, featuring the legendary tongue logo that’s been synonymous with the band’s rebellious spirit for decades. First introduced in 1971 as part of their album Sticky Fingers, the famous logo—often seen as a symbol of rock 'n' roll's raw energy and irreverence—makes the perfect festive twist.