Comment: Could artificial intelligence really pose the same threat as nuclear war or is that 'scaremongering'?
Woke wars and Rwanda rows with a sideshow of Prince Harry's hard knock life. That's the state of British debate in 2023.
Throw in a Tiktok twerp collecting police warnings for clout, and bon appétit - the recipe for online outrage is complete.
But while Westminster wind-up merchants jam over gender neutral toilets and trans teachers, our best socially awkward politicians Rishi Sunak and Sir Kier Starmer are no doubt planning the future of Britain's economy.
And the worst thing about this - we're not really being consulted.
Instead of talking about how poor we're all going to be, everyone's bickering about small boats, Dorset-based barges and Boris Johnson's possibly sordid texts.