Peter Rhodes on cultural tribes, hate crime in the home and things to count in Lockdown

Buy in haste, repent at leisure. I purchased a cheap computer keyboard a few months ago. Already the letters E, R, O, H, U, N, M, T, I S and L have worn out, making it extremely difficult to spell words such as “steronlihum.” However, you can buy stick-on characters to cure the problem. They seem to work well but you really have to press them hard to make them adhere to the keySSSSSSSS.

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And why, you may ask, do I use a PC with separate keyboard when the rest of the world uses chic little all-in-one laptops? Because I once spilt a cup of coffee on a laptop. On the PC, it's a £7 replacement job. On the laptop it's a nightmare. Especially if the coffee gets into the steronlihum.

Why could six educated and dazzlingly clever contestants on Only Connect (BBC2) not recognise an image of Max Bygraves? I raised the question last week. A reader suggests it's because they are too young to remember You're a Pink Toothbrush . But there must be more to it than that. I suspect the teams would instantly recognise politicians or sporting stars from the 1960s, so why not an entertainer?